J. J. Pearce High School

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  Dear Mr Simpson, I am sorry to report that little Walter has been assigned a detention. As you know, little Walter is usually a very disruptive and naughty child. However, today I caught him punching during class. When I asked him to stop, he shouted, "Oh my God they killed Kenny!" and began kicking with his friend Donald. Walter aggravated the matter further by calling me a fuzzy donkey and likening my ankles to annoying potatoes. Little Walter was also in violation of the school uniform policy. I do not allow rancid shoes at J.J. Pearce High School. J.J. Pearce High School prides itself on being a moist and damp establishment. Thus we simply cannot have children punching and kicking on the premises. Added to which, my ankles look nothing like potatoes, as Mr Bates will testify. Please ensure that little Walter attends detention tomorrow after school, and leaves his rancid clothing at home. Yours sincerely Dr Bhatia
  By Dong Jung, August 05, 2017

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